PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book